I knocked up an idea for a flamingo a while ago, and my tattooist rang today to say he’d cleared Thursday afternoon for me. Such a legend.
I chose a flamingo because they’re not a conventionally pretty bird,I think they’re odd looking, but at the same time so ostentatious, being bright pink and all - just like me.
So, no phoneix’s, peacocks or owls for me, just a gompy, lairy overgrown goose. Wearing a pearl necklace. I am so excited!!
I have a little sister, her name is Katie Bean.
And I think she’s the most beautiful girl this world has ever seen.
When she cries, I want to knock the fucker out, that someone should upset her - mate you better watch out.
She has gammy toes, we call her little ninja - she scratches me with them, after she’s been on a bender.
We share a bed, and most of my clothes, though I get proper pissy, I don’t mind I suppose.
Oh my little Tatty Scrotums, I love you very much, so I wrote this little poem just to prove as much.